Welcome mud people to my secret note book. I am Captain Julius Root, Captain of LEPrecon. Dare call me by my first name and I will send in a bio-bomb into whatever hidious, barbaric place in which you stand. Here is all my writings about what happened when a 12 year old criminal mastermind (and a mud person!)called Artemis Fowl stole Commander Holly short when she was completing the sacred ritual in Ireland. D'Arvit, the time has passed. I must rejoin Foaly for a talk. Good day to you, barbarians.
Feel free to search the site,mud people, but first, I advise you to put on these *hands out helmets, LEPrecon equipment and eye locaters*. Enjoy your stay, and mind you, watch out for Artemis Fowl's Elephantine manservant, Butler.
